Who can this little person be?
Humans, say hello to Oh Shoot! Elf # 24, Oh Shoot!'s newest elf.
New Elf Days rock! They are almost better than Delivery Days!
I got so excited Head Elf ordered me to stand in one corner. For an hour. Not fun.
Oh Shoot! Elf #24 came in wearing a scary mask.
Head Elf immediately asked him to take the mask off, saying, "Hats are for elves, masks are for.. weirdos."
Don't tell Head Elf but I quickly snatched Oh Shoot! Elf #24's mask and hid it in my box. I heard there's going to be an awesome Halloween ball later this year, I'm hoping us elves will be invited.
Oh Shoot! Elf #24 immediately started working. He ordered Oh Shoot! Elf #12 to fix the stocks in the boxes. And so Oh Shoot! Elf #12 started referring to him as Bossy Elf.
Bossy or not, he managed to put order in the boxes. Naturally, Head Elf was impressed. And so Oh Shoot! Elf #24 was given a new title - Quality Control Elf.
He spent hours inspecting the cameras. He seemed to like the multi-colored Holga a lot.
And the cake. The insane chocolate cake which, strangely, he was allowed to eat when the other elves were not allowed to touch it.
And the boxes.
And the Oh Shoot! Duck. Oh he loved the duck.
He also loved Dotty the chicken.
But Head Elf wouldn't let him keep it. Head Elf has a strange attachment to that spotty chicken. Head Elf always says something about how she saved Dotty's life. I actually think the current exhibit Lomo Spotted was inspired by Dotty. Us elves call Dotty Chicken Pox but don't tell Head Elf that.
It was a good day at the shop - there was a new elf, there were jellybeans, there was cake, there were nachos, there was beer, there was MonsterBot, there was Clown Boy, there was Flight Attendant With The Great Laugh, there was Emo Boy Who Loves Jellybeans and there were customers who bought all kinds of stuff.
I like customers who buy all kinds of stuff.
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